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D'ARGO: Never swallow the dentic.

JOHN: It's kinda minty.


JOHN: Hetch 7? That thing's a Hyundai. Why don't we stop playing hide and seek and smoke 'em?


AERYN: No offense, human, but what could I possibly need from you?

JOHN: Oh, I don't know. Manners...personality...stock tips...


JOHN: Hey, I'm missing one of those...uh, pointy things with the laser probes.


D'ARGO: On Luxan, this is a mild winter morning.

AERYN: Hmm. Another reason Sebaceans hate his world.


ZHAAN: I intend to. But another specimen would be helpful, John. Alive this time, if possible.

JOHN: Oh, yeah, no problem. Hell, the damn things are related to me.


ZHAAN: And how will you tell us from them?

D'ARGO: We will cut off the tip of our small finger for identification.


D'ARGO: Nest?

RYGEL: Too many letters for you, Luxan? Try hive.


JOHN: They're making us their home.

RYGEL: Then I'm moving.


JOHN: I don't know. We didn't cover the life-cycle of deep-space insects at JFK High.


RYGEL: I had blue crud way up in places you don't want to know about.


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