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What should John and Aeryn call their child if it's a boy? (4)   John Jr. 4 (10%) Aeryn Jr. 2 (5%) David Kemper 1 (2%) Dyl 2 (5%) D'Argo 0 (0%) Rygel 5 (12%) Bob 3 (7%) Dweezil 6 (15%) All babies are evil! 10 (25%) Susan 6 (15%) 39 Total votes   Wow! Don't know what to say really. Babies are sooooo cute! Not evil! Farscape and beards?(3)   I quite like them 1 (4%) Only on women, thank you 1 (4%) What's a beard? 0 (0%) Aaaaaarrrrgggghhh!!!! 7 (28%) Everyone should have one 1 (4%) I see dead people 9 (36%) Beards scare me 3 (12%) Phwoooooaaaarrr! 1 (4%) Lionel Blair 1 (4%) 25 TOTAL VOTES   Am worried now! What the hell is this!? Was I swamped by M. Night Shyamalan fans? Or do you all see dead people? Hey! No fair! I wanna see dead people too!   THERE WAS A NUMBER 2, BUT FUCK KNOWS WHERE IT GOT TO?   If D'Argo was a kitchen appliance, what would he be? (1) A washing machine? 5 (33%) A kettle? 0 (0%) A microwave? 0 (0%) A sandwich toaster? 1 (6%) A german shepherd? 3 (20%) A fridge? 0 (0%) An oven? 1 (6%) A food processor? 2 (13%) A deep fryer? 0 (0%) What's a kitchen? 3 (20%) 15 Total votes   My thoughts here would be somewhat pointless as a washing machine won?