episode 4.1 - What happened to Mr. Ed (provisional title)
from the plain confusing 'Dog with Two Bones', it appears as
if the mystery will be resolved straight away. Apparently, it's
all down to space-born cucumbers. The three-eyed hag is their
'mother', as she grows them on a space-allotment. The space-cucumbers
have succesfully tamed wormhole theory and use it to travel the
universe with their 'mother' in hope of finding a suitable cheese
with which to combine themselves in a sandwich. The taking of
Moya was an accident, due to cucumber 115, a particularly clumsy
member of the species who has yet to fully grasp the concept
Aeryn is not
pregnant. The translator microbes malfunctioned translating 'she
is with child' when it was supposed to be, 'look out for cucumber
Episode 4.2 - Sex, Lies
and Damned Lies (provisional title)
A stand alone
episode, in which John and Aeryn are reunited, consummate their
love and inadvertently temrinate the existence of several species.
Time travelling fun ensues as John and Aeryn zip around in time,
trying desparately to put right their wrongs, while simeltaneously
trying to get it on as often as possible. Features cameo from
David Hasselhoff as an alien troubabdor.
Episode 4.12(?) - No
it that Kemper is planning an episode containing no dialogue
and all action will take place via the medium of mime. Intrigued?
Episode ? - No title
Our man on
the inside has got hold of a draft script that Justin Monjo left
in a Sydney brothel, in which Johnny and Aeryn are to be married
by D'Argo, who becomes possessed by the spirit of Zhaan.
This is highly
suspect, but according to the man who cleans the windows at Kemper's
mansion, season 5 will be entirely animated. Kemper, always keen
to save a few bob here and there, wants to do away with actors
talks in his sleep, and we have microphones secreted liberally
throughout his bedroom. One of these microphones picked up some
6....Charlton Heston.....sheep....(inaudible)....must have breakfast....bad
monkey....(inaudible)....Brannon Braga....' Make
of them what you will, but we're somewhat afraid.