in Ben's native West Virginia pronounce the word 'hour'.
it a lot. Means fucking. You wanna blotch? Blotch you, eemahole!
Get the picture?
David Kemper's Dalmatian Blotchy, so named because of the noise
he makes during doggie intercourse.
Term of affection
used by John towards the cuddly Rygel.
of one Brian Henson's favourite off-broadway plays, 'The Sandwich
and Me', a thrilling insight into the lives of a baker called
Heronimus Buckwheat. He is short and weasly. And from another
planet. And had a thronesled! Hey! I'm gonna sue!
DRANIT (special guest appearance
very nice...um...apparently you don't want to be called one...um
that's all we know. Some think it means dick, some a small, annoying
animal...it's quite mysterious really.
had a teacher named Mr. Dranit (he was quite mysterious as well...(we
think he was from Europe, or something) who used to take away
his crisps during class and fail him because he didn't form the
letter "B" correctly and so forth.
scooty things yous see shooting about Leviathans.
suffers from a condition called Diahorrea Related Demonism.
expletive in the UT. Means shit. Yes, that's right.
In 1967, scientists
at Berkeley discovered, purely by accident, during an experiment
into why lemons are so useful in washing up liquids, a substance
that smelt a bit pooey. They named it Dren, after the janitor,
who also smelt a bit pooey. One of those scientists was Dr. Richard
O'Bannon, Rockne's uncle.
Arse, or ass
for our American friends.
for the premier, Ben and Anth were sitting about, idly chatting
when they spied the finest 'eema' they'd ever seen. It belonged
to a visiting Nigerian girl called Eema. The script boys, being
simple-minded, and adolescent sorts picked up on the slang, and
the new Farscape word was born.
Crazy. Stark. David Icke.
When at High
School, Kemper built a robot with which to pleasure himself.
The 'Fully Automatic Hand Replacement' Bot worked fine for a
couple of weeks but exploded with catastrophic consequences soon
after. Kemper still has the scars, and will show you them for
Booze of choice
in the UT.
a recovering alcoholic is still prone to the occasional booze-inspired
hallucination. One of his more popular ones being him turning
into a giant bumble bee called Phillip. It was decided as a sign
of respect for his struggle to name the beverage after this hallucination,
but had to be changed to Felip when it became apparent that Phillip
Nectar is the number one beer of Somalia.
net. But not for catching fish. No! Ships.
is a keen fisherman. When out hunting for dolphins, he employs
a large net with electrified 30cm long spikes. to capture our
gentle, sea-bound cousins. He always takes his eight year old
nephew Simon with him, and the poor boy has a speech impediment,
so whenever a hapless dolphin is caught in the net, instead of
crying 'look a dolphin!', he cries' flax!'. Yes, it is a rare
fuck. Like blotch, only more popular.
Frell is swedish
Sort of like
Warp. Measure of speed for Farscape.
nickname for speed. That would be the powdery drug.
The Great Demise.
had an auntie Hezmana (she was Macedonian), who was particularly
unpleasant and used to lock the young Claudia under the stairs
when she played her 'warrior-princess' games.
Eema the Nigerian
girl had a sister who was very blessed in the chest department.
Her name was Loomas. A good day indeed for the script boys.
A metre? A
kilometre? A furlong?
drives a Hyundai Metra.
plans to buy a Hyundai Microt.
punch. Miss Sun likes to stick it on poor Johnny as often as
from Kemper's Vietnamese experience. Soldiers who contracted
syphillis during R'n'R were given the Pantak Jab. Kemper remembered
Chiana coined by Ben to replace 'slut' in the original script.
The night before
the episode, Gigi, having drunk too many G and T's made a pass
at David Franklin (Braca). Being much like his on screen persona,
David suffered a small seizure. His wife was not best pleased.
She broke into the studios when they were closed and altered
the script. John, sensing the necessity to cool tempers, removed
'slut' and replaced it with Pip, in an obscure reference to the
popular booze in the UT.
In the seventies,
Courage the brewers experimented with a concept of mixing beer
and beef, in an attempt to corner the 'Norfolk' market. They
called it Raslak. Brian Henson has the three remaining bottles
at his palacial Versailles retreat.
musical instrument used mostly during the ceremony of 'Oh shit
mate, I didn't mean to cut off your arm'.
of the words 'shilling' and 'quentin', though why they were combined,
no-one is completely sure.
What Rygel and Chiana do.
was a child, his favourite crisps (chips) were Norbert's Snurch.
As his father was extremely stingy, poor Brian never had enough
money to buy them, so he used to steal them instead.
of affection used by John for Rygel.
to former Barcelona and Man Utd forward Mark Hughes.
do when danger beckons, or they fancy getting plain lost.
to a little known Hollywood ailment, whereby C-list celebrities
explode due to excessive hamburger consumption.
A slutty whore
bitch hoe slapper! Oh, tralks, where art thou?
Vietnam War, American soldiers used to refer to the Vietnamese
prostitutes as tralks, in reference to a little-known piece of
ordinance shaped somewhat like a lady's bits. Kemper claims it
is named after the ordinance. No-one believes him, and Ben occasionally
dresses up as a Vietnamese prostitute, running round the studio
shouting 'sucky-fucky! fi dollar!'
A Delvian thing,
whereby two persons join on a spiritual level, becoming one.
auditioned to be a member of The Spice Girls. She came with an
original song, i.e. Two Become One, which was promptly stolen
by soulless music execs. Suffice to say, Ginny did not get the
gig, but kept the song, and sung it to Kemper one day. He was
so impressed it became part of the show.
A week. Never!
decided to let Ben think up a word for week. Four months later
he gave them this.
by Johnny to his pulse pistol. How sweet!
Not named after
the devestating beauty that is Winona Ryder, as is widely thought,
but actually Winona Kipper, inventor of the tea towel.
the yotz does that mean?
A milky substance
that is a bi-product of liposuction. Ben has weekly sessions
to remove fatty deposits from his behind.