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JOHN: I can't help it, the sound frequency's doing something to my eye. Feels like it's melting my brain. Couldn't actually be doing something to my brain could it?


RYGEL: Meanwhile we're broadcasting or position like a two headed drunken trill singer!


AERYN: You're Hynerian. You're aquatic. What's your problem?

RYGEL: Aquatic. That's water, not mud. Mud is.... mud! You can't breathe in it, you can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You want to know about mud? I know about mud!

JOHN: Guy knows mud.


AERYN: Who's Yoda?

JOHN: Oh, just a little green guy. Trains warriors.



JOHN: Look. Pilot says you touch this, this and this. Works just like a VCR. Except easier.


RYGEL: This is a Tokkar knife. Do you know what ceremony young Luxans males use this for?! On themselves?! At that certain age?!


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