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JOHN: Fine, yes, you're right. We know almost nothing about the Tavloids.

AERYN: Tavleks.

JOHN: Whatever. Tavloid...Tav-. We do know they will pay us to haul cargo which they're not going to do if you go in there doing your John Wayne impression.

AERYN: John Wayne? Who's that? A relative?

JOHN: John Wayne? No, the big guy...True Grit, The Searchers, The Cowboys, Ghengis Khan. Oh no, look, forget about Ghengis Khan...everybody makes a bad movie. But the point is....

AERYN: No! No, the point is that I'm not going to meet that shuttle unarmed. It's as simple as that.

JOHN: Kung Fu...Kung Fu never carried a gun.

*

RYGEL: I'll argue later. They've docked. Positions please, c'mon now. If you must address me, do so as your 'Supreme Eminence', which you should be doing anyway.

*

JOHN: Pilot, get a tractor beam on that shuttle.

PILOT: Tractor beam? What's that?

CRICHTON: Graviton field. Attracto ray. Superglue. Whatever it is that you yanked me aboard with.

*

ZHAAN: Soft, yes. Weak? No.

*

PILOT: Secure for acceleration. Crichton has an idea.

ZHAAN: Did you say Crichton?

*

RYGEL: Yeah, well, I've never heard of the Consortium of Trao.

JOTHEB: The imperfection is yours.

 

JOHN: That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that.

*

CRICHTON: No! Absolutely not! There are other things that we can do. We can try negotiating with the Tavloids, we can-

(AERYN hits JOHN with a Pantak Jab)

AERYN: Tavleks!

*

JOHN: Oh don't 'tsk' me. This is not over with, and when it is, you and I are going to sit down and have a serious talk.

AERYN: Sure. When this is over, you and I will probably be dead.

 

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