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AERYN: We have air in here. What is the matter with him?

ZHAAN: He is Crichton.


VERELL: There's nothing to forgive. Matala is a colleague, nothing more. If you want her, then by all means, begin the Luxan Chase. <not really that funny, but the whole Luxan Chase thing sounds very amusing!>


JOHN: Look. No, no no. This has nothing to do with you. Look, I've been having these flashes. And I'm somewhere else. And Matala's there. Right? And we're, like, getting know?


AERYN: You are very odd, Crichton.


JOHN: Look, open your ears, or your tentacles...or whatever orifice it is you listen with!


ZHAAN: He says he is experiencing the future.

AERYN: The future? He can barely function in the present.


JOHN: Rygel. Li'l camper! You look good! Jeez, what is that smell? Whew!

RYGEL: Too many food cubes. Back end of a food binge, I'm afraid. Very difficult to stop when you get going. Which bit of me looks good, exactly?

JOHN: The bit that's not jumping back and forth in time.


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