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JOHN: Like shouldn't we be doing warp a thousand by now?


JOHN: Yeah, well, just ask Leonardo DiCaprio. Even the big ones go down.


ZHAAN: How long have we known each other, Rygel?

RYGEL: Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating!


JOHN: Well, I try to save a life a day. Usually it's my own.


GILINA: And you call this entertainment?

JOHN: Yeah, well, you know, it replaced cock fighting.


JOHN: They spit fire!? How come nobody tells me this stuff? How come nobody told me they spit fire!?


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