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THE SCENE Johnny and Miss Sun discover Furlow chained up.   WHAT WENT WRONG! MAGDA(FURLOW): Well, well, well. If it isn't my favourite flyboy. Just couldn't stay away from me, huh? BEN: What the hell happened to you? MAGDA(FURLOW): You know, I'd be happy to tell ya all about it (shouts) if you'd just cut me the frell down! DIRECTOR: And... cut! Beautiful people. We'll move on after lunch. BEN: Is it lasagne day? DIRECTOR: Oh yeah! MAGDA: Hey, you fellas gonna cut me down? KEMPER: (smiles) 'Fraid not. MAGDA: Why not?! KEMPER: You know why! MAGDA: What?! Cos of that thing?! It was an accident. KEMPER: (smile falls away) Not to Snuggles. MAGDA: Look, buddy! You shouldn't have let the damned rodent out of it's cage in the first place! KEMPER: Yeah! Well you should have looked where you were driving! MAGDA: I said I was sorry! What more do you want?! KEMPER: (bursts into tears) I want my Snuggles back!   <prev       next>