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JOOL: I'm with Miss Monochrome. * CHIANA: Are you sure you bled? JOHN: Yes I bled! You don't make something like that up. It was like a lake of blood, it was biblical. * JOOL: Shoot him! Shoot him now! you're the warrior, shoot him now! D'ARGO: Alright, with what?! My nose? * D'ARGO: Actually, now that you mention it, I've been feeling a little angry. JOHN: That's normal for you. * JOHN: My dad's name was Jack, my dog's name was Hubble. I lost my virginity to Karen Shaw in the back of a four by. D'ARGO: Ah, how old were you? JOHN: Sixteen. D'ARGO: I was seven. * CHIANA: Love this tight body. JOHN: Whoa, we all love this body, okay. * D'ARGO: This plan is so bad it has to be ours.   <prev       next>