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JOOL: I'm with Miss Monochrome.


CHIANA: Are you sure you bled?

JOHN: Yes I bled! You don't make something like that up. It was like a lake of blood, it was biblical.


JOOL: Shoot him! Shoot him now! you're the warrior, shoot him now!

D'ARGO: Alright, with what?! My nose?


D'ARGO: Actually, now that you mention it, I've been feeling a little angry.

JOHN: That's normal for you.


JOHN: My dad's name was Jack, my dog's name was Hubble. I lost my virginity to Karen Shaw in the back of a four by.

D'ARGO: Ah, how old were you?

JOHN: Sixteen.

D'ARGO: I was seven.


CHIANA: Love this tight body.

JOHN: Whoa, we all love this body, okay.


D'ARGO: This plan is so bad it has to be ours.


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