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You just know this is going to be complicated!


JOHN: Have we sent the "don't shoot us, we're pathetic" transmission yet?


RYGEL(JOHN): By the Hynerian Gods! I'm not me!


RYGEL(JOHN): I'm asleep, and I'm dreaming, I'll wake up in my royal bed chamber surrounded by my concubines, and everything will be fine.


JOHN(AERYN): It's the Three Freaking Stooges. I'm hitting myself!


JOHN(AERYN): Pull it out. Point it like a gun...and shoot.


RYGEL(JOHN): And my own body shouldn't be suspicious of me, so rack off!


JOHN(AERYN): Oh, come on, man! They're here! They're right here! They've been here for a couple of arns, and I just had to...

AERYN(RYGEL): You are mentally damaged.

JOHN(AERYN): No, I'm a guy. A guy. Guys dream about this sort of thing.

AERYN(RYGEL)l: I'll tell you one thing, Crichton, if I find you've been dreaming anything else to my body, I'll break your legs. Even if they are mine.


JOHN(AERYN): Oh, shut up, Chiana. God knows what you've been doing in that body.


JOHN(RYGEL): Look, except for me being stuck in this disgusting, smelly, ugly-

RYGEL(AERYN): My body's royal, not smelly!


AERYN: It's okay. It's okay, you know? You were in my shoes, I was in your pants.


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