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JOHN: Oh, yeah, I think I've seen this one before. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. Cage match!

RYGEL: What?

JOHN: Oh, don't worry. Nobody saw the third one, anyway.


JOHN: Is this the end of hyper rage? I get hugged to death?


AERYN: She gives me a woody. A woody? A human saying. I've heard you say it often, when you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you the-

JOHN: Willies! She gives you the willies.


AERYN: Nobody knows you here. It's only the people who know you who want to kill you.


AERYN: We have a situation up here.

JOHN: I'm sure it's not any more interesting that the situation down here.

AERYN: Well, remember Rygel's 'assassination attempt'? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive.

JOHN: I stand corrected.


RYGEL: Oh, she thinks she's a scientist now. False superiority.

AERYN: I am not a scientist. I am, however, what I have always been and that is superior.

DISCLAIMER: (Don't sue us, we're pathetic) This is so made up. We mean absolutely no offence. We all love Farscape, and the actors and crew involved in making our favourite show. This should be seen for what it is, a tribute. If by some bizarre, and frankly disturbing coincidence Mr. Browder does indeed enjoy the company of voles, then we apologise unreservedly.

Farscape and all it's subsidiary bits are owned by some other people and not us. Anything illegal we do is purely by accident and that includes the credit card scam and Bob's marijuana farm.