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JOHN: I guess we can turn off the 'fasten-seatbelt' sign now.


CHIANA: Ha! Typical male. Satisfy yourself first.


JOHN: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nebari mental cleansing doesn't get the tough stains out.


JOHN: Hey, try not to fall out of the ship again.

D'ARGO: I'll do my best.


JOHN: Durka's gone all Hannibal Lecter on us.


JOHN: He's a psychopath. Legendary! And nobody knows what a 100 years of eating Happy Meals have done to him.


RYGEL: Don't you dare thank me for saving your life.

AERYN: I wasn't going to.

RYGEL: You weren't? Why not?


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