THE SCENE
Velorek (ALEX)
is preparing Pilot for the switch on.
WHAT WENT WRONG!
ALEX: I'm
afraid not, an unfortunate, but permanent side effect of the
grafting process. Now, I'm about to reawaken the leviathan. All
of her sense will reawaken instantly, along with her consciousness.
Remember, her senses are now yours. Nothing I can say will prepare
you for what you are about to experience.
LANI (AS PILOT):
Cool.
ALEX: What?
LANI: Excellent?
ALEX: That's
not in the script.
LANI: Whoooah!
Calm down fella!
ALEX: Hello!
Is this how we work on set?
LANI: You're
just uspet cos Ben got the Crichton role.
ALEX: Am not!
LANI: Are too?
ALEX: Am not
times ten!
LANI: Are too
times infinity!
ALEX: That's
cheating!
LANI: And Alex
is a girl's name.
ALEX: (fumes)
LANI: Not pretty
enough for the Crichton role were you!
ALEX: I am
pretty!
LANI: Yeah,
pretty dull!
ALEX: (fumes)
LANI: Yep,
too ugly to be the hero.
ALEX: I had
prior commitments, and wasn't willing to tie myself down to a
major role in television series, if you must know!
LANI: Prior
commitments? What, like adverts for breakfast cereals?
ALEX: No! I've
had quite a few calls from Hollywood. I'm going to be a star
one day, and Ben will still be doing this. Just you wait and
see!
LANI: Would
that be the Hollywood porn industry?
KEMPER: Will
you two shut up, and get on with the scene! We have a schedule!
ALEX: Not til
he apologises!
LANI: Will
not!
ALEX: Will
too!
LANI: Will
not times infinity (sticks out tongue)
ALEX: Dammit!
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