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The Scene Johnny and Miss Sun in his quarters, just after he has recorded his goodbye message.     What went wrong! BEN: Well...(Slides the tape recorder over to CLAUDIA) Leave him a message. You never know. He might get it. CLAUDIA reaches forward, for a brief moment her and BEN's hands touch. BEN: Er. CLAUDIA: (Pulling her hand away quickly) Yes... BEN: Ahem. CLAUDIA: Oh God! I can't hide it anymore! BEN: Nor me! CLAUDIA: I love you Ben! I always have! BEN: Oh, Claudia! Me too! CLAUDIA: That's why I'm always so rude to you! BEN: I knew it! Come here, my love. (Stands, arms open wide) CLAUDIA: Oh Benny! (Rushes forward, arms open) BEN: My love! CLAUDIA: Lover! BEN: Come to me! CLAUDIA: (BENS arms closing around her) BEN: Kiss me, my love! CLAUDIA: (Knees BEN in the groin. He goes down heavy) You really are such a moron, Browder.   <prev