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The Scene Opening scene. Namtar is preparing to jab Johnny in the eye.     What went wrong! NAMTAR/JULIAN(VOICE): If you wish to blink, now would be the time. BEN: Just do it, if you're gonna do it. NAMTAR guides the needle into BEN's eye. BEN: Ow! Jesus! I thought we were gonna use rubber needles, or something! DIRECTOR: We were. CLAUDIA: (Giggles) BEN: Ow, my eye! Stings! JULIAN: Awfully sorry old boy. BEN: Yeah, well, you're just the voice, so don't worry about it. Doctor! DOCTOR: (Sighs) What now? BEN: Needle! Eye! Get the picture? DOCTOR: If you're going to take that tone with me! DIRECTOR: Someone check that needle. BEN: Yeah! CLAUDIA: (Laughing) It was me! Haha! BEN: Bitch! CLAUDIA: Moron! KEMPER: Claudia! Insurance! BEN: Screw the insurance! What about my baby blue? CLAUDIA: Oh no, poor widdle Benny... BEN: Doc! DOCTOR: That's it! I quit! You're all a bunch of freaks! (leaves) BEN: Hey, doc, no...please, come on...I'm sorry...my eye! CLAUDIA: (Rolling around the floor in fits of laughter) BEN: Will someone please help me!? KEMPER: Do we have another doctor? BRIAN: Well, Joey who cleans the toilets knows a bit of first aid. BEN: Joey! No way, man! He drinks! Shakes! Shakes? My eye? Shakes? See what I'm getting at? JOEY: Hey man! Screw you! I quit! (Leaves) BEN: Hey, Joey! No man, I'm sorry...(Whimpers)   <prev      next>