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Jess Pallas


PROFILE: What can you say about Jess (excluding swearwords, profanities and any reference to a need for anger management or offensive medieval weaponry?) Well, she's a mild-mannered, fantasy writing Brit with an unfortunate tendency to transform into a sword-wielding, fic-spewing egomaniac who rants and rails against the injustices of life at every opportunity, if you make the mistake of letting her anywhere near the internet. She adores Pilot (despite the recent fall of FaDoP *sniff*) and carries a large sword which she claims is for use only in her role as his unofficial protector but which she really tends to use to slay all who offend her and occasionally for clubbing down her enthusiastic and ever inflating ego. And yet, she still claims to be normal....





Into the Lion's Den Pt I: The FaDoP Review

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The strange people at FaDoP do some unique reviewing!


Into the Lions Den Pt II: FaDoP Review

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Part II of the review Pilot wanted banned!

DISCLAIMER: (Don't sue us, we're pathetic) This is so made up. We mean absolutely no offence. We all love Farscape, and the actors and crew involved in making our favourite show. This should be seen for what it is, a tribute. If by some bizarre, and frankly disturbing coincidence Mr. Browder does indeed enjoy the company of voles, then we apologise unreservedly.

Farscape and all it's subsidiary bits are owned by some other people and not us. Anything illegal we do is purely by accident and that includes the credit card scam and Bob's marijuana farm.