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THE SCENE John is playing paper-rock-scissors with himself.   WHAT WENT WRONG! BEN: So you're gonna put the other 'me' in afterwards? DIRECTOR: Yes, Ben. BEN: Wow. So there will be like two 'me's? DIRECTOR: Yes, Ben. BEN: But which one is the real me? DIRECTOR: (sighs) They both are. BEN: Both? DIRECTOR: Yes, Ben. BEN: But how is that possible? I mean, will they be identical right down to the quantum level? Cos, how could one particle occupy two different points in space at the same time? Wouldn't that cause the universe to collapse or something? DIRECTOR: (sighs) No, Ben. BEN: Yeah? And how would you know!? Are you God!? DIRECTOR: No, Ben. KEMPER: But I am, and if you don't get on with this fucking scene, I'm going to rain down a plague of pay-cuts on your head. BEN: Two 'me's? Cool.     <prev       next>