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THE SCENE Jool and one of the Johnny's are working on the illin' Crais.   WHAT WENT WRONG! BEN: Anything? TAMMY: Yes, I'm hungry and there's nothing sweet on this ship. BEN: I was talking about your patient. TAMMY: Well, the lautinal ejaculation I gave him, seems to have had no effect whatsoever. BEN: Ejaculation? TAMMY: (giggles) Did I say that?! BEN: Yeah! LANI: (sits up and smiles) It's because of me, isn't it? TAMMY: Eh? LANI: It's nothing to be ashamed of, young lady. I am a very handsome man. Some women, well actually most women, find it very difficult to keep sex from their minds when in my presence. TAMMY: (stares) LANI: I am used to it now. TAMMY: Are you insane?! (storms off set) LANI: (calls after her) It's the beard, isn't it? <prev       next>