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THE SCENE Johnny is preparing to propose to Princess Katralla (FELICITY). WHAT WENT WRONG! BEN: Princess Katralla, will you consent to marry me? FELICITY: (smiles) Yes. BEN: (to KEMPER) Is this like officially binding? KEMPER: No, Ben. And besides you're already married. FELICITY: As am I? BEN: Yeah, I know, but I thought in Australia you could have many wives. You know like the Mormons. KEMPER: Australia is not a Mormon country. BEN: Yeah, and how exactly would you know? KEMPER: I'm a Mormon myself. I have seven wives, and am planning on getting me a new one soon as we wrap up filming on season two. BEN: Seven? Wow! KEMPER: Who's the Daddy!? BEN: You the man! KEMPER and BEN exchange high-fives. BEN: Gotta get me a piece of that action!   <prev        next>