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CHIANA: I think it can predict the future! JOHN: My Aunt Ruth can do that, except she uses tea leaves.   JOHN: Have you eaten, drunk, smoked, sniffed anything weird lately? CHIANA: No. Have you? JOHN: Not lately. * jOHN: Haven't you read the Super Villain's handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your moustache and gloat.   <PREV      NEXT>