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JOHN: Yeah, of course you will. You know, I once bought a set of knives from this guy on TV. Cat swore to me that they could, they could cut through bone, metal, shoes. Hell, he could cut through my damn car and still dice tomatoes. You know what? He was lying.

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JOHN: Checked out fine. I checked out fine.

PILOT: While vaguely concerned about you, I am much more interested in how this will affect Moya.

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JOHN: Hell no, I don't trust him. Do I look stupid to you? No, please. Don't answer that question.

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JOHN: Hang on a second. Pip, whatcha doing?

CHIANA: Oh, I'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys. What does it look like?

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PILOT: She's a plant. Put her in the light, watch her smile.

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D'ARGO: What's going on in here?

JOHN: Go back to your mountain, Grizzly, you're not wanted here.

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PILOT: How do humans make it through a cycle, even half a cycle, without killing each other?

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RYGEL: I never run away. I...strategically maneuver.

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AERYN: You? The only thing you've ever assaulted is a plate of food cubes.

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SCORPIUS: Go on, John, do it. Then we can go to the beach! I know a place with naked sebacean girls and margarita shooters.

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JOHN: That is good! That is fantastic! Coming from a frigid, flat-butted Peacekeeper SKANK!

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AERYN: Are you cracking up, little man?

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JOHN: I got great eyes. They're better than 20/20, and they're blue.

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JOHN: I'm not deficient. I'm superior. Humans are superior.

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JOHN: Smells like puke.

ZHAAN: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.

JOHN: It's puke?!

 

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