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THE SCENE

Final Scene. Chiana and D'Argo looking at the Budong from Moya.

WHAT WENT WRONG!

GIGI:  D'Argo, I do what I have to do to survive.

ANTH:  Can't you just let go?

GIGI:  I can only let go when I feel safe.

ANTH:  You are safe.

GIGI  Am I? (D'Argo approaches her, and kisses her then leaves)  Whoa! What the hell have you been eating Simcoe?

ANTH: (strolls back on to set) What are you trying to say?

GIGI: (grimaces) Tastes like...God knows, what it tastes like!

ANTH: For your information, I had my usual lunch!

GIGI: Oh God, not the garlic sausage!?

ANTH: Yes. Is there a problem?

GIGI: God, Simcoes, don't you know anything about stage kissing?! You're supposed to chew gum or something!

ANTH: I...well...I....

GIGI: Well, what?

ANTH: Well, if you must know, I've never kissed a woman before.

GIGI: You haven't!? But you've been an actor for ages, and you're like a professor of acting or something. Surely, you've had to kiss a woman on stage before?

ANTH: No, never. And I mean never. Not even in real life.

GIGI: (stares blankly) You're kidding me right?

ANTH: (sobbing) No! It's true!

GIGI: Oh honey! I'm sorry!

ANTH: Don't be. I'm used to it now. Do you know what the other kids at school you to call me?

GIGI: Anth?

ANTH: No!

GIGI: Anthony?

ANTH: NO!

GIGI: Mr Simcoe?

ANTH: No!

KEMPER: AS?

BEN: Simmo?

CLAUDIA: Tony?

DIRECTOR: Antho?

 

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