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THE SCENE In the coutroom. Chiana is beginning her defence of Zhaan. WHAT WENT WRONG! CHIANA: (manic) Yes, your Honour, yes I have questions for the witness, yes I do.  Oh...um...oh, I definitely do!  Oh, I definitely, definitely do!  Did I say I did?  Because I do. I definitely do. Yes, sir. I do. Did I say that already? Cos, if I did, I meant it. Yes sir. Meant it. Look, I mean it okay! I really do! I do! I do! I do! DIRECTOR: Er, Gigi? GIGI: (not even pausing for breath) I mean look at me. I'm always ready. That's me. Look at me! Look at me! I'm so ready it hurts. If I was any more ready, I'd be finished already. Tra la la la la la! Ya see! Ready! Kumbyah my Lord, Kumbyah! So very ready! Whadda ya mean? See this? Well, it's me! I'm me! Yes, I am! DIRECTOR: Gigi? You okay? GIGI: I have seen the light! Yes, I have! And it's not like a lightbulb. No sir! Not at all like a lightbulb. More like a thousand lightbulbs. But I definitely saw it. The light that is. You know. The light? See it. Cos I do. Not like a lightbulb, though. I said that already didn't I? (giggles maniacally). The light! It hurts my eyes! Don't go into the light! KEMPER: Note to self. No more coffee for Gigi. GIGI: The light!!!!!   <prev        next>