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The Scene As shooting begins.     What went wrong! BEN: It's a joke, right? CLAUDIA: For once, I have to agree with moron boy. BEN: Thank you...I think. KEMPER: It does seem a little odd. ANTH: Is it April the first? GINNY: So, Ben, has a beard? KEMPER: Look, it says so in the script... JON: Did Ben write this? BEN: Hey! Lay off, okay! DIRECTOR: You want me to direct this? KEMPER: You could try, I suppose. DIRECTOR: Well, the Crossroads gig has fallen through, so I guess... BEN: Look! No way! CLAUDIA: (Nods) ANTH: Amen. GINNY: I'm with Ben. JON: Regrettably, I am too. KEMPER: (Sighs) Do it, or I'll show you my oddly-shaped penis again! EVERYONE: We'll do it!   <prev      next>