The Scene
Staanz comes
aboard Moya.
What
went wrong!
DIRECTOR: Action!
STAANZ/RHYS:
Action?
DIRECTOR: Cut!
RHYS: Cut?
ANTH: Hello?
DIRECTOR: Action.
Go? Ya know?
RHYS: Oh, sorry.
I'm a bit new at this lark.
DIRECTOR: (Sighs)
RHYS: Got it
now though! You say 'action' and I go, right?
DIRECTOR: Yes.
RHYS: Cool.
Hit me.
DIRECTOR: Action?
RHYS: Okay,
now what do I do?
ANTH: Shit!
If anyone wants me I'll be in Ginny's trailer.
DIRECTOR: Okay,
Rhys, now we do the scene.
RHYS: Scene?
DIRECTOR: The
scene? That big wodge of paper they gave you? The script?
RHYS: No, sorry
mate, you lost me at wodge.
DIRECTOR: Paper?
Had words on it?
RHYS: Oh that!
Yeah! Was I supposed to read it?
DIRECTOR: (Takes
a drinking flask form hip pocket and swigs liberally) Yes, Rhys.
RHYS: Oh, sorry.
Like I said, I'm a bit new-
DIRECTOR: Shut
up, okay! Just, shut up.
RHYS: No need
for that mate...(Hurt expression) Just need a little guidance,
is all. Bet Spielberg didn't talk to Harrison Ford like this
in Star Wars.
BEN: What did
you just say? No! Don't repeat it. You must die! (Pulls sword
from scabbard on back and leaps at RHYS)
CLAUDIA: (Sticks
out foot, BEN catches it, falls over. Unconscious)
DIRECTOR: Okay,
everyone take a break. We'll try again in fifteen.
RHYS: Break?
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