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D'ARGO: I am a full blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning. I've been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets. * JOHN: Why, what doesn't make sense? She nailed him with love potion number nine. PILOT: It made him dance? JOHN: Well, it's a way to meet girls. * JOHN: Ten steps. D'ARGO: Eight steps. JOHN: Ten! D'ARGO: Eight small legs human!   <prev       next>