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JOHN: Oh, yeah, I think I've seen this one before. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. Cage match! RYGEL: What? JOHN: Oh, don't worry. Nobody saw the third one, anyway. * JOHN: Is this the end of hyper rage? I get hugged to death?   AERYN: She gives me a woody. A woody? A human saying. I've heard you say it often, when you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you the- JOHN: Willies! She gives you the willies. * AERYN: Nobody knows you here. It's only the people who know you who want to kill you. * AERYN: We have a situation up here. JOHN: I'm sure it's not any more interesting that the situation down here. AERYN: Well, remember Rygel's 'assassination attempt'? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive. JOHN: I stand corrected. * RYGEL: Oh, she thinks she's a scientist now. False superiority. AERYN: I am not a scientist. I am, however, what I have always been and that is superior.