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JOHN: When I find a way home. If I find a way home. I'll take you with me.

AERYN: Me, on a planet full of billions of you?

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RYGEL: You two have spoken? Hmph! without consulting me? What am I, chopped mellet?

ZHAAN: Of course not. I can stomach chopped mellet.

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RYGEL: Blue-assed bitch!

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D'ARGO: Reason being that we return you to Hyneria.

RYGEL: That's the very definition of "reason".

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RYGEL: You honestly think that I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so...so...blue!

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JOHN: It's a happy face.

 

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