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THE SCENE Stark is consoling Zhaan.   WHAT WENT WRONG! PAUL: I have a darkness, which frightens lovers away. Whenever I assist the dying, I cannot help but absorb a tiny spillet of their existence. Over the cycles, the endless parade of death, I've accumulated a vast reservoir of evil. I cannot bear to lose the one thing that mitigates this twisted core of my existence. GINNY: (giggles) DIRECTOR: Please don't giggle. This is supposed to be touching! GINNY: I'm sorry, dear, it's just the word 'spillet'! PAUL: What's wrong with the word 'spillet'? GINNY: Well, it's just funny-sounding is all. PAUL: Don't lie! I know what you really mean! GINNY: You do? PAUL: Who told you?! GINNY: Told me what? PAUL: You all know, don't you?! DIRECTOR: As usual with you lot, I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. PAUL: (turns to KEMPER) You told them! You promised! KEMPER: (sings absently) I'm a little overlord, here's my spout... GINNY: Paul, sweetie, The Kemper has told us nothing. PAUL: He has! It's a perfectly normal name! The deficiency lies with you! GINNY: Name? PAUL: Belinda! GINNY: Well, yes, I suppose it is? PAUL: Was my grandfather's name! Is a good manly name where I come from! GINNY: It is? PAUL: (runs screaming from the set)   <prev       next>