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THE SCENE Not sure? A video of some kind.   WHAT WENT WRONG! KEMPER: Hi. My name's David. I'm, um, 28 years old. I live in Australia and am executive producer of, um, Ally McBeal. I like long walks and kittens. If you pick me I promise to show you a good time! I have a BMW and a condo in Beverley Hills. I am close personal friends with Tom Cruise and George Lucas. So, let me be your date tonight and you're guaranteed a great time! KEMPER'S PA: (off camera) They're ready to go, Sir. KEMPER: Okay! Just a minute. Thank you, Tracy. (pauses) You're single right?   <prev       next>