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THE SCENE The set of Farscape has been replaced by a post-apocalyptic battlefield where human battles machine in a neverending struggle for survival.   WHAT WENT WRONG! KEMPER: Look, I appreciate that circumstances might be less than ideal, but we've still got an episode to shoot. BEN: (bleeds profusely from a number of small wounds. he carries a futuristic pistol, and pauses occasionally to shoot a rogue drone as he replies) David?! *shoot* Do we get a pay rise for working? *shoot* Or danger money? KEMPER: I'm afraid not, Ben. If you read your contract, Clause 16.3, it clearly states: 'In the event of machines achieving sentience and attempting to eradicate humanity from the face of the Earth, the contract shall remain as is, and all criteria within are expected to met by the signee.' BEN: Crap!   <prev       next>