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THE SCENE Johnny and Zhaan find a vastly aged Miss Sun on the transport. WHAT WENT WRONG! CLAUDIA: John? (pauses) John, you have to get out of here. You have to get out now. BEN: Hey, sorry, but is this make-up realistic? I mean is this what the dragon queen's gonna look like when she's old. MAKE-UP GUY: Sure. We used the latest techniques. BEN: Cool! CLAUDIA: And what exactly does that mean? BEN: (smiles) Just that you aint gonna age well, grandma! CLAUDIA: Screw you! BEN: Whoooah! Back off! (laughs) You better find yourself a man real quick, Claudia, is all I'm saying, cos the years are not going to be kind to you. CLAUDIA: (sighs) Are you quite done? BEN: God no! Not even close, Wrinkles! CLAUDIA: Do I have to hurt you? BEN: Hey, you don't wanna do anything too stressful at your age! CLAUDIA: Age? Sorry, Ben, I forget, but when is your 40th birthday again? BEN: (grin drops from face) That's below the belt, Claudia. CLAUDIA: Then I suggest you shut up. BEN: Whatever. At least I don't die at the send of the series.   <prev        next>