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THE SCENE Morning script meeting. WHAT WENT WRONG! KEMPER: So, we're agreed on Crackers Don't Matter then? RICHARD (MANNING): Yep, sounds good to me. KEMPER: Funny, really. If someone were to design a fansite, they could call it Crackers Matter. RICHARD: Yes, that would be a good name indeed. Muffin? KEMPER: Thank you. Yes. It would be a good name. But it would take a certain genius to pull it off. RICHARD: Yes, genius. KEMPER: I doubt there's anyone out there like that. RICHARD: No, you're probably right. But if there was, we would have to offer them a high-paying job on the show. Another muffin? KEMPER: Yes, we would. Very high-paying. Are there any blueberry ones left? MANNING: Sorry, Brian's had all the blueberry ones. Chocolate? I kind of wish there was someone out there like that. KEMPER: No, thank you. I don't like the chocolate ones.   <prev        next>