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THE SCENE Filming is about to commence. WHAT WENT WRONG! DIRECTOR: Everybody set? EVRYBODY: Yep. DIRECTOR: Cool. And- There's a loud crash, followed by blinding white light. Everyone drops to the floor, crying out in pain. As the light wanes, and the dust settles, it becomes apparent that the set has been devesated. DIRECTOR: What the hell? KEMPER: Wayne! WAYNE: Yes boss. KEMPER: Have you been anally probed? WAYNE: I think so boss. KEMPER: (sighs) How many times have I told you not to let your alien buddies on set during filming. WAYNE: Sorry Boss.   <prev        next>