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The Scene In Furlows, discussing Johnny's module.     What went wrong! FURLOW/MAGDA: Blown gravis conductor is my guess. Maybe an ionized frankel as well. Shouldn't be too tough to fix. JOHN: What? MAGDA: (Glances at director) Er, blown gravis conductor? JOHN: Who are you? MAGDA: Is this in the script? DIRECTOR: (Gazing heavenward) Nope. MAGDA: Oh, okay. JOHN: Who are you people?! Where am I?! MAGDA: Easy fella. Why don't you have a sit down? JOHN: What the hell is going on?! Where's my mom? Why aren't I at school? KEMPER: Has he been sniffing glue again? GLUE GUY: (Nods) KEMPER: (To GLUE GUY) I warned you! Get outta here! You're sacked! GLUE GUY: (Flips Kemper the bird and leaves) JOHN: Hey, look, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. ANTH: Ben, calm down. BEN: (Sees ANTH in full make-up) What is that!!!??? (Screams) ANTH: It's me...Anth? JOHN: (Backing away) Get away from me! Mom! Dad! KEMPER: Someone get the tranquilizer gun. Oh, and the doctor as well. BRIAN: He left remember? JOHN: Please don't hurt me? (Whimpering) KEMPER: Anth! Would you get lost! You're scaring the kid! ANTH: Kid! He's nearly forty years old! BEN: Am not! Oh, better now.   <prev      next>