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The Scene Zhaan is in Loki/Liko's shop, buying herbs.     What went wrong! GRANT(LIKO): Quite the contrary. It's a sensual stimulant. Enriches the conjugal experience. GINNY: You can vouch for this personally? GRANT: You betcha, I can! GINNY: Well, lets see then....(Smiling seductively) DIRECTOR: Er, guys...? GRANT: (Ripping GINNY robes open, and smearing some on her bare, blue breasts) GINNY: Baby! GRANT: You like? GINNY: Oh yes! (Pushes GRANT onto table) DIRECTOR: Hey, guys? The script? The scene? KEMPER: Um, lets just let it go for a bit, eh? BEN: Yeah, sounds good to me. CLAUDIA: Jesus! (Storms off) GRANT: Do me! GINNY: (Ripping GRANTS clothes off) Okay then! SCENES DELETED.....SCENES DELETED....SCENES DELETED....SCENES DELETED GINNY: That was....orgasmic! GRANT: (Stumbling around, eyes glazed, a happy smile on his face) Yep. It was that. GINNY: Anyone else? Stampede ensues. Kemper, being slow and cumbersome, is quickly trampled. SCENES DELETED...SCENES DELETED....SCENES DELETED....SCENES DELETED GINNY: Wow! Thanks guys! (Winks at Rockne) Especially you, big boy! DIRECTOR: (Breathing heavily) Okay. Shall we take that from the top?   <prev      next>