The Scene
Through Gilina's
trickery, Crais has been revealed as a liar and a traitor while
Johnny is in the chair.
What
went wrong!
LANI: You don't
actually believe any of that, do you? Come on! He made it all
up!
NIEM/IMOGEN:
Sorry! But, can I just say how good that was?
DIRECTOR: Cut!
Please Imogen! Save it til after the scene, please.
LANI: Thank
you, Imogen. I am classically trained.
DIRECTOR: That's
all well and good, but the scene?
WAYNE: I too
am classically trained!
BEN: So am
I!
CLAUDIA: No
you're not! Unless you mean a classically trained mor-
BEN: No! Enough!
IMOGEN: I am
also classically trained. Not wishing to be a pain, but I have
been thinking that my role is a little degrading for an actress
of my ability!
LANI: Here,
here!
WAYNE: Yes.
Is all this leather really necessary?
DIRECTOR: Let's
just do the scene, and we can discuss this afterwards.
IMOGEN: But,
I don't even have any lines.
LANI: And I
feel this scene does not fully utilise my obivous talents.
WAYNE: Perhaps
if we had better writers?
MONJO: Hey!
LANI: Shut
up, Monjo! haven't you got an episode of Baywatch to be getting
on with?
DIRECTOR: Please!
People!
MONJO: That's
it! I quit!
KEMPER: You
can't.
MONJO: Why
not?
KEMPER: Cos
I like you.
MONJO: Ah,
thanks, honeybuns.
GIGI: Hey!
KEMPER: No
problem, sweetpea.
GIGI: Hey!
BEN: Can I
get out of this chair?
EVERYBODY:
No!
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