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THE SCENE When Johnny first comes aboard Moya and enters command.     WHAT WENT WRONG? BEN: Uh, hi. My name's John, John Cri.... (starts choking as Anth grabs him by the throat and says something unintelligible to him.) I...can't understand what... GINNY: (Delvian language.) ...answer him quickly. You know how Luxans can be. BEN: (Giggling) DIRECTOR: Cut! Ben! Please! BEN: Sorry! It's just that when he grabbed me one of his tentacles.... GINNY: Oh for God's sakes, Ben! ANTH: My tentacles did no such thing! BEN: Honestly, big guy! I'm very ticklish down there. KEMPER: Look Ben, we've been over this. No matter how many times you say it, we don't believe you. BEN: Come on, guys! ANTH: I refuse to work with this...this pervert! BEN: I am not! KEMPER: No, you are, Ben. The doctor says so. GINNY: (Smiling) You definitely are. BEN: (Shrugging) Whatever! But those tentacles... DIRECTOR: Okay, Anth, please try to keep your tentacles away from Ben's sensitive bits. From the top please.   next>