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The Scene Larraq and his crew come aboard. Johnny enters.     What went wrong! BEN: Ease your weapon, Lieutenant. (Pause.) That is an order. CLAUDIA: What the hell is that? BEN: What? EVERYBODY: (Giggling) CLAUDIA: The, um, accent? BEN: (Smiling) You like it? CLAUDIA: (Laughing) Yes...it's, er, very good. GINNY: It's Polish right? EVERYBODY: (Laughing) BEN: Hey! KEMPER: No, it's clearly South African! BEN: It is not! It's Peacekeeper! CLAUDIA: I talk like that? BEN: No, but... ANTH: Welsh? BEN: Shut...up! DIRECTOR: Sounds a bit like a New Zealander to me! NEW ZEALAND GUY: Hey! I take offence to that! BEN: Look! It's the accent I'm going to use! CLAUDIA: Is it Moron-ish? BEN: (Stamping his foot) Damnit! GIGI: Pervert-ish? BEN: Shut up! EVERYBODY: (Rolling about on the floor consumed by laughter) BEN: Screw you guys! I'm going home!   <prev      next>