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The Scene Johnny and 'Dad' are standing by the sea, discussing stuff.     What went wrong! JACK/KENT: He hasn't let you out of his sight, son. See that van in the parking lot? Those two women to our right - the one in the red with the headphones, the other one sunning herself on the rocks? BEN: Yeah, yeah, I see 'em. KENT: They're watching us. BEN: Aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh! KENT: What? BEN: Crab! KENT: So? BEN: (Backing away) Get it away from me! KENT: Jeez, man. DIRECTOR: What's the problem, Ben? BEN: Crab! It's following me! KENT: (sighs) It's just a crab. BEN: Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! (Turns and runs off down the boulevard) DIRECTOR: (Shouting) Ben! Come back! KENT: Wimp. CLAUDIA: Don't forget moron. GIGI: Or pervert.   <prev      next>