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Gigi Edgley (conducted by me, Dyl!)
ME: <blushes>
Hi.
GE: <smiles
broadly, filling the world with an almost Holy light> Hey!
ME: Hi.
GE: <smiles
again, rendering the infirm well> Um, hey. Again.
ME: Hi.
GE: Are you
okay?
ME: Hi.
GE: <glances
at Katie who's taking the notes> Is he okay?
KATIE: Depends
what you mean by okay.
GE: Oh.
ME: Hi.
GE: Er, hello.
Are you a little shy?
ME: You're
very pretty.
GE: <smiles,
bringing peace to the Middle East> Thank you!
ME: Hi.
GE: Okay. Think
we've done this one. Any more questions?
ME: You're
very pretty.
GE: Thank you.
Again.
ME: Hi.
GE: <stares
quizically>
ME: I like
you.
GE: <smiles,
causing poets everywhere to take their own lives as they realise
their talents would never be enough to fully describe the prettiness
of Gigi's smile> Thank you. I like you too.
ME: Do you
want to be my girlfriend?
GE: Oh, um,
well I already have a boyfriend.
ME: <deflates
audibly> You do!
GE: Yes, I'm
afraid so.
ME: But you
can't!
GE: Sorry!
ME: You're
very pretty.
KATIE: <sighs>
ME: Do you
want to be my girlfriend?
GE: Are you
sure you're okay?
ME: I'd be
a good boyfriend. I'm nice to animals, I have a job, and my penis
is only slightly smaller than average.
GE: That's,
um, very nice to know.
ME: So you
will then?
GE: <smiles,
and for a nanosecond the Universe collapses in upon itself, so
lovely is the smile that it breaks several long established Physical
Laws. Then someone points out that this is a bit stupid, and
the Universe rapidly re-eastablishes itself> I tell you what.
If me a my boyfriend split up, I'll give you a call.
ME: <wonders
why Katie has turned into a rabbit> Cool!
GE: Happy now?
ME: So very
happy!
GE: <smiles,
causing, um, something particuarly odd, and, er, amazing to happen>
Good!
ME: Hi.
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