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FARSCAPE HAIKU   Hi, my name is John, I got shot through a wormhole, I want to go home. Hi, my name's Aeryn, Once I was a Peacekeeper, But I'm better now. Hi, my names Rygel, I don't have to talk to you, Please, give me your food. Hi, I'm Chiana, I'm cute, sexy and great fun, Wanna play with me? Hi, my name's D'Argo, I get imprisoned a lot, But I do escape. Hi, my name is Stark, I'm insane in the membrane, Look! Is that Elvis? Hi, my name is Crais, I've an immaculate beard, I brush it daily. Hi, my name is Zhaan, I'm all blue and spiritual, But I can kick arse. Hi, I'm Scorpius, I'm all evil in leather, I eat small rodents. Hi, my name is Jool, I have big boobs and scream lots, And thats about it. Hi, my name's Pilot, My bestest friend is Moya, Give me back my arm! Hi, my name's Moya, I'm a living ship, are you? I don't say a lot. Hi, my name's Talyn, I'm a psychotic gun ship, But I've a soft side. Hi, my name's Braca, I'm always very perplexed, Don't half fancy meg! :-p!