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THE
CROCODILE HUNTER VISITS MOYA
N: Steve the Crock Hunter jumps out of a transport
pod into the docking bay.
Steve: Have a look at this! Unbelievable! Very exiting,
we've just entered, a leviathan! She's a really big Sheila, about
four or five metras across, biomechanoid. Just a tremendously
huge girl flying across these galaxies with a Pilot coexisting
inside her here somewhere ... let's go have a look!
N: Steve runs through Moya into Pilot's den. He
approaches cautiously and then jumps on top of Pilot's console.
Steve: Just have a look at this beauty! Not very aggressive,
and as you can see (pry's Pilots mouth open) he's got the most
unusual set of teeth in here ... but he doesn't eat! That's right,
Pilot's are completely reliant on their Leviathan for all their
nutrition.
N: Pilot struggles his head away and blinks.
Pilot: I beg your pardon!
Steve: (grabbing a pincher) This Pilot here has four
working appendages as you can see, he uses them to press on all
these controls and things - so his precious leviathan girl can
maneuva!
Pilot: (growls) Would you kindly let go of my arm?
Steve: What a beaut! Leviathan's sure have it lucky
with Pilot's like this one around. You can see here! (jumps over
Pilot) He's completely attached to this Leviathan. No legs, basically
he can only just swivel around here for his entire life time!
Croicky! And they're completely unaggressive, the only defensive
maneuva they have is to starburst. Pilot initiates the Sheila
into a starbursting mode and shwoosh! Straight out into space!
Pilot: (snarls at Steve as he jumps up on his console
again and whacks him off with his pincher) Do try to contain
yourself! I do not appreciate ..."
Steve: Whoa what a whack! Apparently there is some
small aggression within the Pilot's but it's just a natural response
to someone invading his environment. He's just telling me "get
out of my territory!" You're alright mate, you're alright!
Pilot: Of course I'm alright! But I'm afraid I will
have to insist you leave so that I can continue without your
(narrows eyes) bizarre distraction.
Steve: (Leaving) Leviathan's also carry alien passengers
across the galaxies within their completely inhabitable ecosystem.
Let's have a look!
N: Steve comes across Rygel and jumps in front
of him.
Rygel: Aaaaaaahh!!! What the yotz!
Steve: It's a Hynerian! What a beauty! I'll just try
to catch him 'ere so you can see ...
Rygel: Aaaaaah you frelling maniac! (tries to fly away
on his hover throne as Steve tackles him and uses a stick to
open his mouth)
Steve: Just look at those choppas! You can see how
his mouth cavity runs waaay down here! That way the Hynerian
can hold just as much as he wants in his mouth for his three
stomachs! (Rygel waggles his arms in Steve's hold, still screaming)
He has several different defenses, you gotta watch out for this
naughty li'l devil. He'll vomit! And if you get them really nervous
(Rygel flatulates) whoooo! Croiky, they'll fart helium too, not
a pretty sight!
N: Steve lets Rygel go as Chiana enters the corridor.
Steve: You're alright there mate!
Chi: Who the frell is that?
Rygel: Get him the frell away from me he's completely
farhbot!
N: Steve runs to Chiana, sprawling into a crouch
in front of her. She tilts her head, sprawling into a crouch
in turn.
Chiana: Look ah, who ever the frell you are
...
Steve: Just our luck! This pretty little Sheila is
a Nebari! (tackles Chiana) Just get a load of this beauty! Gorgeous!
Pale skin, perfect shaded markings, notoriously these Nebari
aren't very aggressive ...
N: Chiana bites Steve's arm and turns to spit the
chunk out then as an after thought she starts to chew on it.
Steve: Croicky! I've just been bitten! Oh this is a
naughty one, far more aggressive than I expected!
N: Chiana head butts him with the back of her head
and whirls around to kick him in the crotch.
Chi: Yaaa!!
Steve: (jumping back just in time) And she nearly got
me that time! This ones definitely a real naughty Sheila, you
can see how she defends her territory, whammo!
N: Chi lands him with a right hook and sends him
sailing to the floor. She smirks as she stands in a stance over
him.
Chi: Boy are you taint.
Steve: Whoa really exiting stuff here! (sits up and
beams a smile into the camera as Chiana puts him into a head
lock) I've got to be really careful, so as not to disturb the
delicate balance of the Leviathan's ecosystem. I just love these
Nebari, really I could just squeeze her cheeks! But this one's
obviously so agro! I've invaded her territory, and she's letting
me know, "get outa her space!"
Chiana: (eyes Rygel) Is he serious?
Rygel: Let's capture the frelling thing and give him
to the old woman. (smiles)
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