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JOHN: Let's set the facts straight. First off there was no raping, very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.

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CHIANA: Keep your lips shut!

RYGEL: You do the same with your legs.

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JOHN: You know what? I got two hands. I can alternate.

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RYGEL: Ha, ha, ha, repent?! We have less than an arn. I was a dominar. Take me longer than that to repent.

 

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