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AERYN: No, no. I will not be a slave to your hormones!

JOHN: My hormones? Hey, I was lips, you were tongue!

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CHIANA: Go fast with the body, slow with the soul.

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RYGEL: But I am our best negotiator!

JOHN: Our best self-serving-to-hell-with-anyone-else-iator, just you shut up!

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JOHN: Aeryn, I wanna talk.

AERYN: I want to talk less!

JOHN: We tried that. It leads to kissing.

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AERYN: It's great, you know. It's a whole world designed for your rutting instincts.

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JOHN: You would just have to be on this side of my life to understand how frelling insane that is.

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AERYN: It wasn't my door he was last seen sniffing under.

CHIANA: Some women consider that a compliment.

AERYN: Some women have to.

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JOHN: I am the reverse King Arthur. I am the one who can put the sword into the stone.

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JOHN: On my planet, we don't marry people we don't love. Unless they're critically ill billionaires.

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JOHN: No. Choice. Rock, me, hard place.

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AERYN: You disappoint me, Crichton.

JOHN: You should lower your expectations.

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CARGN: Destiny's couple, you are.

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JOHN: Excellent. D'Argo discovers science.

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JOHN: If I do this, you have to be my best man.

D'ARGO: Uh...I'm with Chiana now, John.

 

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