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RYGEL: That's krawlda. A delicacy, even for pagans.

JOHN: Well, how long was it under your butt getting delicate?


RYGEL: Well, Moya has been, for as long as I can remember, our protector, our home, our companion, and our friend.

JOHN: Amen.

RYGEL: However, as relationships grow, they also change. Do you think we can trade her for a faster vessel?


JOHN: This is one of the good days. I thought you were Junior Miss Tough Chick of the Universe.

CHIANA: Yeah, when I can kiss or kick or cry my way out of it.


RYGEL: ...And then the Trawlian priest turns to the Calanese cleric and says, "Doesn't bother me. You should have seen her mother!"


JOHN: Nope, that is not funny. That is not funny, Rygel. Look, I gotta get out of here before I end up like you.

RYGEL: What? Handsome with a great sexual prowess?


CHIANA: What if the creature's waiting?

JOHN: Then piss it off.


JOHN: Pretend it's me.


RYGEL(Sings): Oh, there is no expanse of the mind, the will cannot traverse, or physcially, the distance laid across the universe. As blessings many in the stars save one lamented curse, that Sixteenth Rygel, glory me! Must travel in reverse!


D'ARGO: One mippippippi...two mippippippi...three mippippippi...four mippippippi...


RYGEL: Should I disrobe so it's memorable?


ZHAAN: My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.


RYGEL: Well, in that case, tell her, if she's so inclined, when it is born she can name it after me.

CHIANA: That would only work if it's a runt.


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