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RYGEL: Hail, Prince of the Obvious!


RYGEL: I like my wives pregnant and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm and my slumber is uninterrupted.

JOHN: Wives, plural? (JOHN high fives RYGEL) Big fella!


JOHN: That's my underwear!

AERYN (shows JOHN the label): What does this say?

JOHN: Calvin.

AERYN: Well, their not yours then.


AERYN: You are the most bizarre creature I have ever met.


D'ARGO: Something Crichton said is disturbing me.

RYGEL: Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived.

D'ARGO: It's what he said about us all having the same dream.

RYGEL: It wasn't the same. Mine was better than yours.


TUZAK: I am insane.

JOHN: Yeah, that would have been my next guess.


D'ARGO: Crichton is always confused.


ZHAAN: I do respect your teachings, Pa'u Tuzak.

TUZAK: I respect your choice of murder victims.


TUZAK: Sanctity roots don't grow on trees, my dear.


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