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D'ARGO: I will not be taken prisoner again.

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ZHAAN: Pilot, does Moya know where we are?

PILOT: Yes, of course. We're....someplace else. I'll...get back to you on the specifics.

*

RYGEL: I am Rygel the sixteenth, Dominar to over 600 billion people. I don't have to talk to you!

*

ZHAAN: It's time to eat.

JOHN: Eat what?

*

JOHN: You fart helium!?

RYGEL: Sometimes, when I'm nervous. Or angry!

*

RYGEL: (barters with insect-like alien) You know you only expose your ignorance if you deny knowledge of the hernian stone. (alien hisses) Twenty barrels of fluid! There was a time when you would have been disembowelled with a dull laxian spade for half such an insult! (alien hisses again)Thirty five?

*

JOHN: Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close encounters my ass!

*

AERYN: What is that? (looks at Farscape One)

JOHN: That's cutting edge technology.

AERYN: We're taking mine.

*

JOHN: Freeze! Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of.....little yellow bolts of light!

*

RYGEL: Your equipment may be worth something in trade.

JOHN: My equipment. It's mine.

RYGEL: Are you a sound sleeper? Hmmmm?

*

JOHN: And there's life out here Dad. Weird, amazing, psychotic life. And uh, in Technicolor.

 

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