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AERYN: Let's be anything but surprised. Our weakest link is often the smallest.


RYGEL: And isn't that the whole point, Crichton? That's all your people ever do is talk. I am a Dominar of action!


JOHN: Well, it's a Jerry Springer kind of family.


D'ARGO: If given provocation, I will shoot him in such a way that he still is able to answer all your questions.


JOHN: You're letting Rygel be your advocate? You're worse off than you look.


ZHAAN: You went there to sell us out, Rygel.

RYGEL: You bet your shiny blue arse I did.


D'ARGO: I hate this stuff.

JOHN: Chicks love it.


D'ARGO: I have to pee.


JOHN: Fleet of bogeys on the way. Fly faster, Rasta Man.

D'ARGO: If I could fly any faster, don't you think I would?

JOHN: Just a figure of speech, D'Argo.

D'ARGO: Figure less, speak less.


D'ARGO: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.

JOHN: I love hanging with you, man!



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Farscape and all it's subsidiary bits are owned by some other people and not us. Anything illegal we do is purely by accident and that includes the credit card scam and Bob's marijuana farm.